Homer Simpson Painted On Belly

.. ZONAL SNIPE IVZZONA2010: 2nd place!

premise necessary: \u200b\u200bI do not want anyone to take the job .. so do not wear the clothes easier than it is fine when everything was wonderful, even in the face of obvious bullshit in the management of the race, when it's bad and it was all a sick, even with no bullshit in the management of the race .. this Part I compete, I can not, therefore willingly leave to others .. and to emphasize how gladly leave to others, are the first to admit publicly that if the conduct of the recent zonal had not been the kind that was .. My final position was also far more disastrous disastrous, given that only thanks to the arrival and wrong to put into a wind hole with an associated rotation of at least another 45 degrees aft all'aultima (probably broken and 100 ° in relation to 'start of the test ..), I managed to recapture their line at least 4 if not 5 boats ..

this step that the cold news: Saturday, rain, and all waiting at home, not even get in the water.

Sunday: wet and still air, from the eastern shore in water for more faith than anything else, and a life to stroll on the lake waiting for the release of what is necessary, in the almost total absence of wind.

hours pass, the wind comes and withdraws burr, of course, and jumps .. in the end, the four will be passed, by 200-205 ° and appears to be stabilizing ahead at the start .. starting a first all-inclusive multihulls .. see things that are pretty .. never mind .. then the Star (which are always a surprise) and Laser4k .. with the first eye outnumbered the second .. but it's not that I bothered to count them, mind you! Then we

.. and the first news: the zonal which is always guaranteed to start for each class, 'is when we start in three different classes: Snipe, Finn and contender .. ALL TOGETHER! .. I do not know how many there were others, we alone were 19 boats .. and be it!

I said "cold record" starting almost two rows during the first leg marked rotation to the right and decrease pressure on the left.
to buoy the fleet is frayed but not too disimpegnone, then began the stern, no special .. but it still goes to the right, always looking toward the field from the start .. the beat in fact arrived at the first leeward mark we leave for a wide cross-bolinone .. move the field? Do not move the field.


The beam former is hauled long, sometimes the wind comes back and disappears altogether at random leopard spots: the race dummies in "elastic" .. shorten the test and will mark the arrival of the ex-hauled? Do not shorten the test, turning the former windward buoy, it's off to the disimpegnone that had to be a through and instead is stern, it is strange to mark the end of disimpegnone and again for another cross-slack .. obviously very long, again, as the above-mentioned spots leopard skin .. and this time, as the path, the side is still longer.


Then you get to the buoy, the turn and head toward the committee boat .. should be sideways, could be close-hauled, and instead the wind goes right again and you have to tack .. not only that, the finish line is between the stern of the boat and a buoy Committee held a tender for training required by the engine of the same .. result: the closest approach is on the right tack .. tack to the right but do not ever cut it, cut it just tack on the left .. end of test, single, and "cold" record ..


come to that "hot" news items: Part A cannon, we have a new clew, meaning "basket Jib new "and as we pull out of the trash there is a cloud of suspicion that Finn should have caught the right set ..


before leaving we had said: Let's go right and viriamo on the jumps, even small .. so we left and fired almost single-board ..


.. the first jump, at least 30 °, is obviously on the right, where we haul air .. but we also to return without losing more than a lifetime and a half, and we're there with many of those who then end up in the podium them .. .. and the thing at that point, there heartened if only on the pitch with light winds ..




.. the first hallway is quiet: Makka immediately forward, just behind the neurons, that with the new mainsail flying more than ever! A little later a lot of the fleet, still short, including Vanda and the NDZ, the Red Baron, who gybed very beginning of the stern, and we well and seem to be plentiful.

In the stern there seems to walk, especially the second half, we pass the group that had held at the center, except Dante and Silvia had gone to the left and fall very fast and barley water ..


.. at the mark we also riacchiappato RobertoT and Joseph, they turn them, we too suffered viriamo again stuck on the right, and their vicar for the occasion with Santa Gabriella bow , rise of perhaps two lengths .. and we'll see more .. We crashed in flames .. the wind drops, it goes mad for non-stop .. that's aside, there's at least shorten .. I say move the windward mark .. we all would, but whatever it is, certainly one that looks like we're running a race as I-mate to play a centerfold!


the ex-windward mark we have people living on all .. I also head of the procession of the patron saint .. the stracanniamo of stress and that the clew of the jib through the slack-which replaced the long stern sheets, and Thelma and we roll thick sand ..


.. half of the side, that is, the horde, we are going so badly that I ended up Orthodox calendar .. and reconnection with the Catholic one, but saying the name of the saints on the contrary!


finish buoy in all, for a moment we seem to be able to quit, but it only takes an instant, that she takes it away a gust that I later discovered to be the one who decided almost all the top positions from the second down ..


.. us to keep us out of traffic we aim to lay the left, jibe, until the last thong, thong and inside there is to be distributed to windward: all come from the buoy tack Right on the edge of closest approach on arrival, I saw his balls so full that I go to tack left on the edge to zero gain, the hill behind the stern of the third-last, I throw up a few more long, and viro .. finding if anything in the air clean .. and the show that stands out in front and downwind is chilling: a cluster of boats in patanazza is canceling each other in the wind .. and there are at least 4 or 5 snipes .. at the bottom end of a prick with a broom made of the same race record .. We focus on the arrival .. but still haul air and we are forced to expand, the clot of boats come screaming in pain .. recognize sparrows .. Phil the Groundhog's must have done the usual puppet of the time sheets of course not mentioned .. Vanda acknowledge that by now have stiffened the features .. petrified expression could be the first documented case of death from dry mouth! Decoupage .. and, again, that took the color of the gel-coat his measles ..


.. we marched in silence in front of Dante we Silvia and which go with the power of thought and manage to cut the show, we pull straight crossing with those who are trying to out of the lump .. and that there's tack to the left .. including Vanda, that comes from turning into the drive, and must be built to give us water, doomed .. throw some more length, I call the last turn .. and the challenges Cekka me convinced that the arrival was between the committee boat and the former course mark .. not having noticed that the boat from the bow held over a buoy for training .. nothing serious, sometimes it does Cekka .. but no time to do the re-boot: viro between its claims and go to the center line, the arrival is photo-finish .. we or the Bavo .. Bavo or the us .. we or the Bavo .. downwind see the judge in the recorder to his mouth and say the number of Vanda and NDZ .. then with a flawless design does not just you wait to say "comes before 3030 .." .. I have not heard "of" .. why did not you say .. because the difference between "comes before 30303" and "get the first 30,303" I think it is tangible enough for a monkey .. almost went for a straminchia hanging from a given particle or not .. spoken and heard or not .. I freeze it in one fell swoop sweat and candles .. We are perhaps a half ahead of the bow and Vanda all'NDZ .. but I'm terrified of when they go sbobbinare to the recording ..

cut the space we arrive at a finnista convinced that everyone had left the We pulled into his circle moments .. but to re-boot to finnista cares nothing .. and we continue the way home .. I leave the club Cekka, let's g-string, enter the north, at least 10kt .. maybe more .. gliding re-enter .. mavvaff!


Makka to the ground, rightly, makes me an ass in size second only to what he had during the test period .. then say "I had the impression of walking never went bad .. so bad .." and thank goodness, I added ..


Vanda spernacchiava sparrow meanwhile, rolled out from the match race staged by his ex-bow!


and I go to the flea, the hand rankings:


George & Mark & \u200b\u200bPhilip ClaudioT: fast, as usual.


Gabriella: SANTA NOW! ConiglioBianco back on board and bring light where there was darkness .. the face of those who say that the crew, the snipe, it is absolutely crucial!
For heaven's sake, it is known that the Vicar Sabbazziesco in those conditions, it is more elusive of the Cheshire Cat, but not without Santa Gabriella wonderland! And we hope that after this further confirms our the stops with his bow-crazed country of purchase invoice Morattiana .. indeed .. the next time he says he needs a crew earned him a kind .. Balotelli so learn!


Marione Eagle: after the race but I have not seen rumor that once on land, with the boat yet to disarm, the course is to get the shots of sun to celebrate the victory .. his problem is that missing the Magnificent, they do not ever believe him .. however, had told the Corriere della Sera: "Without Poggi I'm the one to beat" .. and kept our statement! Which was followed while another did the sunburn "Poggi, beware!"


Frustones: fast despite their conditions were not .. Frustone for once the good has not returned to the ground bleeding like a tuna after a ride in a trap .. despite all the bad guys are pissed off with his crew .. institutional duties .. but have been very strong .. demonstrating that when you do not complicate life for themselves are there, and do badly at all


Makka: finally in water, and other potential snipista forward, because in my opinion, after 'is racing to Juliet's has stuck the monkey in the snipe. With regard to the test just to say: more ass soul .. I can not wait for next time .. with interest!


RobertoT and Joseph: go upwind with little air .. only they know how they do. If it were not for the arrival of casino would have a more generous final standings, but the missiles, and there was no doubt.


neuron's: Anzio were better on Sunday with the new mainsail flying, even when it has become critical .. mistake or I told you would take very little to be dangerous?
BabyFace seems to have commissioned a triumphal arch for the next test .. the France of course!


& Silvia Dante: the two races was enough to get back to racing as last summer. Yet they have paid the penalty of quell'arrivo willing to minchiam. But given the progression to the National will be pain for everybody!


Maruone: I've seen them do some impressive speeds of ideas .. only that certain ideas, without the proper dose of luck on Sunday could not be enough, even to him.


Noantri: 'nammerda.


NDZ & Vanda: Vanda have shown that if only devote to sail half the energy he devotes to pronounce / excuses, or wasting time on that improbable cat-davere which boasts of being the owner, could make things egregious .. some, perhaps assisted by a crew non-casual, but if it continues to amminchiarsi much crap in the cat-davere, a non-occasional bow to snipe will not ever .. moreover, it shows how the Nobel prize on the "rational decision-maker" was a bitch, if there were something like Our time would have already cleared the raft and put your ass on Panza de Dog!
In any case, another miracle in the NDZ honors, as usual.


sparrows Marmot & Phil: the boat after the race was renamed "Carat" .. so this has nothing to do with the outcome of trial .. really going strong upwind, downwind and also, although probably would have gone better with a few kilo in less .. or with a few liters of mojito more! However, it's got the new mainsail, which will go to shore by the next opportunity, if sparrows able to force Phil to train ..


Tocchio & Sasso certainly have served the stop winter .. I was about to remove the stern a few meters from the finish .. hope to see them more often between the buoys.


Decoupage & Thelma: I think in terms of candles has been the only one to be competitive with me! Seems to have been vindicated by disposing of (all) the nail of Thelma, with tar!
The new mainsail, as long as there was air, he flew, see if there was brutalized on a reach, but also the new mainsail, to walk, they need air, and before that lump 'arrival there was not .. as evidenced by the fact that they cut with the self!
The Decoupazza will be back next .. although I hate to think what it will be mocked Dr. Shuffle!


Mr. Java: they were light but the day was a real mess .. sin withdrawal .. Mr.Java but I know the next time you rifirà, and with interest, and who does not believe these lines can score!


Sorci Verdi: Last but not least, even third .. I think .. flew, literally, killed only by an OCS .. sin .. but they are there, the sails do their fresh, short attention .. a lot, watch out!


Ringaziamenti due to the effort, and appreciate the organizers.


With regard to the management of the unit test .. no comment.


From a club famed as you would expect something more, as a minimum.


the understandable decision not to cancel, given the unlikelihood of being able to take another test, and the impossibility of recovering a race that involves many different classes .. right a wrong from the field but a wind shift that would justify a anniullamento, it would have been an act .. it is true that I have not seen around the white buoy that was supposed to serve the movement (ex instructions) .. and I was not the only one not to see it .. but you could still shorten the ugly .. even for classes that were running the Zonal ..



To date, the standard (sacred) introduced by the Area Committee to conduct IVF Zonals seems that the clubs have only created problems .. when applied .. because the start piling three classes that each ran their zonal .. and here I was talking about a circle any .. we hope to whether this was an isolated event, maybe because the goal of improved management of federal resources, namely the courts, will also be achieved by these standards, but if this were to become the figure of the zonal technique, then it would be the same zonal activities to be threatened. . after the activity "social" between recession and other cabbages, is already virtually zero .. Just look at the regional calendar, which until last year was filled with social and open races, and this year nisba ..

Unfortunately, it is known that to destroy a flourishing, the result of years of work, just some unfortunate choice, aided perhaps by not taking timely action, correcting the roll time .. maybe even claim the application of those standards, not only for the part on the number that can be closed to Zonals play .. and we hope, so much that from now on everything goes well.

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.. sABBAZZIETTO's New Season!

very nice weekend to reopen the sabbazzietto , that has just ended!

the weather was not the best but the golden rule of " always go & still , even and especially when in Rome the day does not seem anything that has rewarded those who have met for two days, the two last we, even on sabbazzietto the sun shone! For goodness sake, nothing in August but enough to allow many defendants to practice the long-awaited "reprise" of the customary that is always greater for the sabbazzietto ie the svacco-on-lawn-around-the-willows-a- air-water!

.. in fact among all the svacco, and abundant libations overtures from several members of snacks & cronies, he also worked a lot, both on boats remained steady this winter subjected to thorough cleaning / check, what about those who still have not been this winter, and for this they need even more of a general re-fitting .. in some cases re-trapaning .. I think of that I'm still sick!

to Saturday, and the writer, after having smoothed the Makka a few minutes, even though he had come to put online his dreaded 3K1, tried to come out of a maelstrom of Cif and products for the 'hygiene of the woodcock, Mr. Java skinned, cleaner in hand, the cloth-cap-covered her Claudia, hand grenades hurled white phosphorus in the lockers to make it clear to potential squatters it was time to unrivet, DS headed the restoration of its beautiful wooden dinghy-The Fuhrer Fleet Fleet Snipe Caput Mundi, draws on all his fleet snipe (with another woodcock could be a single, all-new and all by itself!) and carried out a crew for newcomers to discover the wonders-snipe, helped by revived Groundhog Phil, passing the light of the sun between an after-hour and an hour-after-last-man-standing .. not enough? No, just .. out and instead there was Vanda who had translated by deception poor Olimpia on his cat-afalco, convincing her that the sail, even when it is not a Baltic60, is a fun hobby! And as many as 3 dinghy dinghy's growing fleet of sabbazzietto, which this year will be busy fully in the two major events Dinghy 12 "which will be played on the lake and Campitaliano World!

On Sunday is even better!

Arrival at the club after establishing my personal time on the lake tour mode or hedges 3k: After downloading a boat at the antipodes, partially surveyed the lake and campsites have remedied, in a slip, the only available around the lake parker I find the circle so crowded, so well and so crowded that it takes me 5 minutes to say hello to all, as one man ventured into a fagot than that warm the heart .. and from which of course I shot back .. so that when they finally discover the boat to put me to do DIY, but not before he had cleared away the laundry that you had kindly Vanda hung out to dry, a little "mixed" I feel .. none the less the work list dwarfing that of the last shipment sull'Hubble, luck that the drill is charged, the rivet has not yet seized, and are significantly less Cekka el'NDZ kneaded me, so they provide for the removal / replace the derelict palindromic gooseneck shaft while I pretend concentrated in deciding how to move the forklift jib, minimizing labor and new-holes .. I was actually trying not to fall upside down into the well of the palindrome!

Fortuna stunning passes, and he passes well in sheets, which decided that its Measles should be the brightest of the area, we put forward against the bow to pick up the pieces .. Then comes the moment of having to make new holes, and I regret not being stunned: worse than the dentist.

in boats as they go out again Vanda, which has new circuit Olympia, sparrows, and for not to be outdone by his former crew, Erminia's circuit, the Vicar sabbazziesco, which tests new crew waiting for the derby the capital, and other boats come in, come from Anzio, Marco and Alessandra and neurons, aka Babyface and Francesca, the tractor unsheathe executive and a trolley that would also fear was running through the streets of Kabul.

The day runs fast, against all odds managed to finish moving trucks jib, and I thought of having to present to the next race with the two bogies of the staple in two different positions .. but do not let me miss anything new tonnage also the mainsail of Monsieur Decoupage .. you read that right: Decoupage = new mainsail .. attention!

Then comes the moment of Tetris: that is to find a place to all boats in these troubled days, and you go to close, even to reopen the season, Borix ..

.. in short, is almost ready .. all or almost ready .. in any case it starts next weekend with the first zonal lakeside of the season ..

.. need anything else?

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wHYSNIPE ..? -Let the little children to go anywhere else! - ZONAL

-continue from here-

.. the answer is usually: because otherwise the class without aging parts!

True .. but it is not written anywhere that these parts have to be beloved by force juniors!

It 's true abroad, many countries in the fine tradition of sailing, the snipe is synonymous with Puppy, and even in our own different circles, especially in the north, is used as a boat-jr!

In countries where it does or what is behind the National Federation of pushing in this direction, or are there "dedicated funds" that make it economically feasible effort to class (as in the USA ), where this model is widespread, so much so that it belongs to the Snipe Class and also that Lightning (and that explains the photo above ..).. each with its own rules of course, for example in using the tool of the Lightning "grant" that should be something similar to a co-financing where Class takes part of what is necessary, even if only in terms of boats, to support the activities Jr.

We said then: national association and / or dedicated funds (appropriately managed by a fiscal point of view and accounting) by the National Class ..

We have this in Italy?

not.

remain Circles .. but the clubs take care of their business "local", and if they decide to focus on with regard to snipe Jr., a hat .. but from this to bring out a model on a national scale there runs .. ie: who pays?

Keep in mind, very clear, that the clubs (Italians) are by their nature affiliates FIV, and youth athletic activities is a matter for IVF, which receives and redistributes to the CONI circles that make youth activities, special resources ( many or few that are not relevant here, however, more resources than zero! ..) also indicating comedove spend it, 'these resources .. read: define classes in which to do youth work, and all that it comes ..

.. in other words, if I get resources to do club activities on youth "certain" classes (and not others) why should I go hence to do business elsewhere, giving access to such resources?

As said, some do well, but they are rare exceptions such as meritorious, and localized.

.. and if those who advocate the jr. snipe you go on a ride at the clubs (maybe the Zone IV) that make youth activities, discover how the system is "square" and impervious to any exception (alemeno here), what would snipe or any other boat "not" indicated by IVF for youth activities ..

.. all this should lead us to a silent despair?

Far from it!

because this is already good news: IVF is not interested, so we have virtually open field ..

.. and it is only the first good news, and I get to the other.

In Italy the number of 'practitioners' in a broader sense is growing, certainly many are drawn into self-styled sailing schools from selling even more self-styled courses regatta took the gold .. and yet more are attracted by the amateur-around on barges, because the concept of an ill-concealed fighettonismo from which the sail Italic seems I just can not get rid .. but this enormous mass is much less monolithic than it is to set the clubs youth activity according to federal dictates ..

.. in other words, a huge reservoir of sailors, that although 98% were really only interested in shows on dell'invernale Bachini, an aperitif in the evening before / after, or return to the office to Monday with Life jackets with the logo of the boat that turned cranks through Sunday in remote mode, making even "early" in one of the dozens of obscure groups in which participants are divided in their league, managing to roll a row of old with their North African feluccas ILC40 .. remains a 2% would do somersaults of joy to come to make a door on a real class and accessible, such as the Snipe .. and 2% of so great a mass would correspond to a number of crews that very soon not be enough to snipe on the market!

.. typical objection to this: but as we pull in only sailors on Sunday!

.. and also it?
How has the pseudo-Olympic Italian Class snipe at the moment?
but admit to be really cool even half of what many feel .. then we say that the objection was over "true". . and even if it is, however, would not be the everything .. except that you do not understand the whole 'I'm snobbery -to-timer, because if we are talking to broaden the base of the practitioners and to ensure a physiological contribution of new crew to the Class, then it makes no sense to claim "only "Olympic athletes of lineage .. but if the point is to pull in "only" Olympic athletes of lineage, as such interested in participating in events "top", there's no sense holding up (and defend a sword) a system of classification in international events (ie "top") as the one currently in force in italics snipe, which as you want to shoot: rewards, however, much more obsessive involvement in the entire circuit rather than the National that the talent in the strict sense!

But this last point falls outside the scope of this discussion .. the "not quite" above refers instead to a figure much more concrete: the Federation itself complains a HUGE drop-out rate among the ranks of its athletes, the ones formed by the youth and gradually lost their way!

A brutal example?

Think of Laser: the youth (4.7, radial) are (yet) crowded, with the main all'impagabile work of the youth teams of clubs (federal funding), although the transition from Optimists think the churn rate is not already negligible .. but let's see what happens after transit through 4.7 and in the radial .. as we see it?

Simple! How many are racing regularly at the National Standard?

's enough to make the number of participants "not" occasional the Laser Standard National Circuit divided by the number of children active in the Laser "juvenile" .. who wants to can multiply this by 100 and see it as a% .. but even without the latter converting the data is pretty clear .. I'm afraid ..

is, who wants to do a spin on-line to fish for information .. find such that magnitudes even IVF is trying to run for cover!

For what is of interest to us, and maybe you're so crazy to have read this far: where do all these come out of youth and lost their way?

usually: either stop or boats, or monotypes .. those in the first two groups are generally not very satisfied with their fate, those of monotypes is much better, it seems, but there are many who do not disdain to toggle the push-the-lifelines a Melges-missile with get back to the bat and comes with a pull door, even if only for a Zonal, perhaps with to 15 boats, maybe going all the same damn .. but I'm talking about the Zonal Snipe on Sunday! ops!

In short, in Italy's jr. go on the boats decided by IVF and clubs, and so that's great .. although some see the faces of some 555 kids on anyone might feel guilty .. however this is the situation, and will remain so as long as FIV or decides otherwise, or national classes will equip you with large instruments dedicated (as in the U.S.).

Pending (?) That happens, there is a huge pool of potential derivatives, including for snipisti of heterogeneous lineage, which could provide, such as the Snipe, those goals of growth and change rightly considered a priority.

So, as we see the last of snipari (ie the writer) the question that should be answered is how to attract them , Jr., and think of when they have finished their course in the federal youth and will have to choose between quitting, going to turn the winches or push lifelines!

It 'clear that we can not expect to arrive and that's Snipe, which are often unaware of their existence.

would the Snipe, understood as a class, to CIOA us all, to get to them with targeted communication, with initiatives to try the boat, with some available by boat clubs more involved in the snipe ( as is the case for years in Zone IV and not only in Zone IV!).

If there was a strong push in that direction, and each fleet of 23-25 \u200b\u200b(do not remember) Italian fleet was able to produce during the season just a new crew in the space of two years "risk " Campitaliani with 100 boats and more .. Whereas a linear growth, and has not said that we can not trigger more than just linear trajectories in such a scenario!

A closer look then, we have everything to gain by doing nothing more than continue to rely jr. Would be enough to start doing so convinced, coordinated, and let the little ones go elsewhere .. so come back!